i has mad skillz!

Tonight, at The Lily's Revenge, Taylor Mac pointed at me and told me to swoon. When Taylor Mac tells you to swoon, you swoon, so I swooned. "On the floor," he clarified. So I did. Holding my beer in my left hand, keeping it perfectly upright as I sank from my seat to the floor and went prone.

"I love the way she's still holding her beer," he said, before moving on to other things.

Ha! I learned that in Canada.